Bolton Wanderers 2023-24 Macron Away Kit

I have never seen such a terrible collar!!!

You look like a member of the clergy with this vicar's outfit. Stay away from the choirboys

White above black, Just as it should be. The universe is well.

Every home kit should be black to stand against racism. BLM.. For away kits bright colours to represent Africa. I would of gave it a 7 star but it as white and red the sign of white supremacy.. Nice work Bolton Rovers fc

This is a pathogen sent to decimate the humanity. The blackness is death personified. Black, black, black, like the Inky sea of nothingness, it's waves lapping around my boney ankles, waiting to emerse me and take me to the suffering doom which awaits. An ocean of pain and degradation slams against the comforting buttocks of hope, pummeling them into submission. This is the end, my only friend.

Stephen Hawking once described staring into a black hole as risky: one should be careful lest it stare back at you and suck you in. This little doozy, sucked me in, it sucked me good. All black is an excellent theme for a town like Bolton: dark, dreary, ugly people, ugly buildings, and alcoholism close to 87% make black perfect for this grim place. The subdued webbing that is seen from up close, reminiscent of the bacteria (scum) that has enveloped every inch of Bolton proper. While it'a dour there, Macron have taken an ironic stance, characteristic of French tailors: je suis émbrace the miseriè. In a sense, it would be thoughtless of Macron to produce anything other than a dark, polyester kit; what with suicide rates beyond the pale in "the city of no sunshine, Bolton." The all black kit also reflects Bolton's bleak coal mining past and is a testament to the thousands of child labourers who received consumption and/or death trying to make a shilling to buy the local "delicacy" of pickled black eels and mushy fermented peas. Thankfully, child mining was outlawed by the Labour government in 1994, and although the local economy collapsed, Bolton's crime rate has since skyrocketed. Whoring, walking the street, and "gobbing" is the typical job for Bolton "lasses" now. Their eroding teeth and STI ridden gums creating a plague of syphilis amongst the local "blokes". Also, black is the perfect colour for Bolton Athletic because of the black tar heroin that riddles the local neighbourhoods. Mixed with the local beer, Boddington's, the heroin produces a local drink ironically labelled, "black lazy" by the men there. Lastly, with life expectancy a mere 38 for males and 42 for females I would recommend avoiding an away day out at miserable Bolton. With such a short life span, jealousy and hideous features, the local "Booooolton" resident is violent and nasty. Therefore, all black is perfect for this team that is the pride of Humberside.